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The end has finally arrived…

Filed under: General — lara at 4:57 pm on Sunday, September 11, 2005

They’re gone. As of 15 minutes ago, the final truffle was consumed. Thanks to my finely honed passive-aggressiveness, I was sent home from New Haven with a (reusable!) Glad container filled with what, at the time, appeared to be a never ending supply of hand-made, bliss-you-out chocolate-ness! I stored them in the freezer because I was so sure that I was going to have them on hand for weeks to come, to delicately nibble on special occasions. Ok, in truth, I’m surprised they lasted this long.

Ways in which I enjoyed Jon’s truffles:

1. At room temp, as recommended
2. Frozen - in fact, with the freezer door open and my face stuck in as far as I could fit it so that my husband and son couldn’t see what I was doing. (No, I had no intention of sharing with them, and no, me with my head and shoulders stuck in the fridge or freezer is not that unusual of a sight so they didn’t really think much about what I was up to).
3. Microwaved, so that they were solid on the outside but I could poke my tongue through and actually slurp out the creamy warm chocolate inside.
4. With a spoon, when I left them in the microwave just a touch too long.
5. In a hormonal fit, with a big glob of peanut butter smeared all over.
6. With coffee (black).
7. With beer (dark).
8. Off the floor - no, I didn’t get down on my knees and eat off the floor (though it IS chocolate, so…). The very last freakin’ truffle rolled off the plate and under the counter. Yeah, I rinsed it under the faucet. Yeah, I ate it. Do I disgust you? Dude! It’s Jon’s truffles!!

Don’t judge me - come to New Haven next year and you’ll understand!

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Comment by susan

Sunday September 11 2005 @ 6:27 pm

Haaaaaaaaa, I am so there, though you were much more creative with yours than I with mine. So good, huh?! Still looking for the perfect winter race for us. Somehow it has to involve beer and chocolate.

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Comment by David

Sunday September 11 2005 @ 6:52 pm

You are a riot. I can picture you with your head in the freezer, hoarding all that delicious chocolate. I’ve been snarfing down chocolate covered raisins ever since I got home. They were leftover from my Rhode Island indulgences. Mine disappeared today too. We’ll be strung out tomorrow without our choco-fixes.

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Comment by Jack

Monday September 12 2005 @ 12:34 am

Hehe, now is that motivation to attend the next New Haven RBF meet or what. Of course we all want to see a picture of you with your head in the freezer ;-)

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Comment by Sarah

Monday September 12 2005 @ 10:27 am

Great post! I still have a few left (two?)…now I have an idea on how best to finish them off: a dark beer. Yum :-)

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Comment by Michelle

Monday September 12 2005 @ 7:18 pm

I missed out on the delicious truffles! I need to get with the program better.

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Comment by Dianna

Tuesday September 13 2005 @ 8:13 am

Laugh-out-loud-funny post!

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Comment by Jon in Michigan

Tuesday September 13 2005 @ 12:44 pm

You…you…you…put PEANUT BUTTER…on my truffles?! OUTRAGEOUS!

Ok, off the floor I understand because, hey, I did that with one of the beaters. But peanut butter is such an abomination. Now, I would understand if you softened one to room temp, stuck a fork in it and dipped it in Nutella. Oooh, and then heated up a marshmellow and stuck it on a graham cracker with the nutella-covered truffle like a smore!

Damn.

Somehow that Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate bar at lunch is not working for me now.

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Comment by Ed

Wednesday September 14 2005 @ 6:10 am

Thanks for the early morning laughs! Now I will be craving chocolate all morning! Damn that was a funny post and Jon’s reply nearly buried me!

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Comment by Molly

Wednesday September 14 2005 @ 7:59 am

Lara,
This is a hilarious post! And, as Jack points, out, a good advertisement for next year’s New Haven RBF meetup.
I’m here to support you on the peanut butter issue. No offense to Jon, but I completely understand. Of course, I’ve never actually had one of Jon’s truffles. I think I’m gaining weight right now just thinking about them - better go drink some water!

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Comment by Riona

Wednesday September 14 2005 @ 7:56 pm

Ooooh! To paraphrase Homer Simpson, I’d kill everyone in this room for one of those truffles!

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Comment by Pamalamadingdong

Thursday September 15 2005 @ 9:15 am

Jon sent me some for xmas last year and I didn’t share even one of them…not even one.

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