time for some whine and…wine
Have I told you how much my a$$ hurts lately? No? Let me explain. A couple of months ago, during the renovation, I lifted a box of hardwood flooring kinda funny and blammo – something went goofy somewhere in my left but-cheek. And the dang thing has been off and on ever since. It’s this painful little thingy really deep in my butt muscle. Doesn’t bug me while running but most of the rest of the time. The good news is it seems to be getting better after some massage. No, I’m not gonna tell you how I am managing to massage my a$$.
This weekend, I racked the second batch of wine I’ve made with Aaron and my Dad. Before Aaron came over to help, I set out to remove the corks from the demi-johns (big bottles the juice ferments in). To make a long story short, one of those damn things exploded right into my eye. When it happened, I was sure I’d be making a trip to the hospital. My right eye hurt like a fargin’ bast’rd and got a bit bloody in the inside corner.
But that wasn’t it. A few hours later, I started to feel major stiffness in my neck and shoulders. By evening I realized I’d gotten some pretty severe whiplash from jerking my head back when the cork exploded at me.
Today, two days later, I went for a run and holy cow things hurt. I had pain radiating from my neck, down into my shoulder and further down into my arm like you wouldn’t believe. OW OW OW OW OW!
I decided to tough it out – each step more painful than the last all the while hoping things would loosen up a bit. Things did. It took fifteen minutes, but things loosened up enough to be at a 4/10 pain-wise.
The run was terrific other than my nigglies. Funny thing is, I seem to be getting all these injuries whilst not running so I’m thinking from now on, I should cut out all non-running related activity and carry on with life.
Think that will work?

Tuesday May 23, 2006 @
You are clearly falling apart!
Good theory on the “run only” method of rehab …