A Passion for Running

a “crappy” post (not about running)

passion for running category: running on Monday, September 20 2004

This post is all about not being outdone by Pamalamadingdong’s famous poop stories. What can I say? I’m a competitive guy.

Child A: We’ll call her “Cassandra” (because that’s her name) goes to the bathroom and decides to fill the bowl with TP. Cassandra then flushes and plugs the toilet bowl so daddy has to borrow a plunger from the neighbor to loosen things up (don’t ask me where OUR plunger went).

Important: Daddy left the plunger by the front door thinking that the next available moment, he would return it. Mom and dad go about their normal business.

Child B: Let’s call him “Christopher”. Ever see that scene in the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, where Ace figures out a “woman” he kissed is actually a man? Part of the scene shows Ace trying to extract his revulsion by plunging his face with a toilet plunger.

BINGO! Yup, you guessed correctly. I’m doing something in the living room when I hear Lori run screaming into the room, “Nooooooooo Christopher!!!!!!!”.

The only difference between what Ace and our boy did was that both Lori and I distinctly saw Christopher LICK the side of the plunger before we could take it away from him.

Wholesome goodness those toilet plungers are. mmmmmmmm…