Actually He Does Enjoy a Cracker. January 07 2010
Did mention we bought a parrot? A little green quaker parrot. He’s kind of awesome. Has a huge vocabulary that he mostly uses in context. We bought him a little over a year old…about 7 months ago. His wings had been clipped SO short…you’d think he was a drummer for Def Leopard (I don’t think that’s how they spelled it?).
Cute huh? Having let his wings grow for 6 months (!) They were finally long enough for him to fly..only he didn’t know how….SAD right, kinda like not letting a fish swim…right? I mean I understand trimming them so they can’t very much height, but to cut them so they just plummet to the floor when they step off their cage and not them to learn to fly at all? Not nice.
So we taught him to fly.
After such a strenuous work out. Willy had a long hot bath.
So now he’s king of the castle. Eating dinner and he can’t see you? Be prepared for a bird to either land on your head or your plate especially if you are eating rice and vegetables or pasta. It’s kinda neat having a pet that talks to you. Says bye bye when you have your coat on…and says night night when you turn off the lights.
ANYWAY….enough of that shit.
Having issues getting to the gym presently…so I’m going for a run. At least I will get some cardio in today.
Happy Thursday people! I’ve missed you.
I hope he isn’t pooping in the dinner!
I’ve missed you, Pam.
ugh, he needs a flight soon that will catch his poop.
Though he hasn’t pooped at the dinner table yet,
He has pooped on ME. Which is disgusting.
Especially when I;ve been gone all day, I swear he does it on purpose.
Also, I will just point out that he also says night night when he wants to go to bed…especially if he thinks you’re making too much noise. then he says “NIGHT NIGHT WILLY”…which I an convince translates to “SHUT UP PEOPLE I”M TRYING TO SLEEP OVER HERE…AND TURN OFF THAT LIGHT”
your life has gone to the birds..lol