And For My Next Trick… January 19 2010
I got nothing.
Nothing new…really.
Chris works out of town, renovating hotels or something. He’s home mostly on the weekends but sometimes he will work through it and come home early the following weekend.
It’s HARD. I know…I know, I sound like sucky. But seriously. I was YOUNG when Chris and I began our life of living in sin, and we’ve been together for 16 years. I haven’t spent so much time at home alone with our children…EVER.
I mean it’s not like the summer of my discontent where I was kind of willing to sell them to anyone. But…it is…A LOT of work.
And you know what?
Teenagers suck.
A lot.
And they are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS hungry.
And they think you’re stupid.
But you should cook for them ALL THE TIME.
And get them more juice.
And that you’re stupid
And you know what else?
Noah uses entirely too much toilet paper.
Which is how I learned to PLUNGE a toilet.
Seriously I’ve never had to before. And I didn’t really fix the problem…but it stopped the toilet from over flowing and dripping into my DINING ROOM.
ick.
It’s STILL slow to drain…there’s a new one in the garage but….we don’t always have the time on the weekend for him to do that.
down with indoor plumbing.
Anyone this Sophia Lauren is a LITTLE creepy looking now?
Oops…gotta run I can hear the hauntingly familiar growl of an empty teenaged boy’s stomach.
*shivers*
