Running Commentary

The Xmas Curse Lives ON! December 08 2008

LAst year, the xmas curse missed us. We had just moved (that was a curse itself) and I don’t think it could find us.

This year we are apparently right back.

Noah.

Has the chicken pox.

You may remember (of course you don’t…why would you? )that he had the chicken pox when he was about 18 months old…courtesy of his older brother. They got them in June just as school ended and summer began.

It was magical.

Anyway he was home today because of a cough that kept him up a bit last night. Nothing bad but seemed like he would be sick today.

He wasn’t. Not really.

Only this afternoon while he was running around the house without a shirt on (he is almost ALWAYS in his underwear only) I noticed a couple of red bumps around his waistband/belly button region.

These have multiplied into about 10 and 2 of them are not a little white in the middle.

CHICKENPOX!

I know it know it know it!

And to top it all off, as a favour to my favourite fellow employee at my old retail job, I accepted a few shifts this week until after xmas…(they have only one person that can open and close right now…) anyway I am supposed to open the store tomorrow morning.

Oops.

She is going to drive to my house and punch me right in the face.

I know it.

Also, Feffie’s wife? Tracy?

Has never had the chicken pox.

What is up with that?

MORE STORM LIKE WEATHER December 03 2008

Well that is a bit of an exaggeration.

It’s blowy and a bit snowy.

And it rained earlier so I think the sidewalks might be icey.

I figure I will give it an hour or so then I’ll try a run.

I was at my mother’s this morning inhaling her 2nd hand smoke, and I feel awful.

GOD that is so disgusting.

I don’t understand that woman. She is losing circulation in her legs because of smoking. Her cardio dude told her she HAD TO QUIT. Which she did for 6 months and her legs  got better. Now she smokes again (at least a pack a day) and she can’t walk around the block (she is a bit of a drama queen).

She can’t quit…she’s not “ready”.

Um do you think anyone WANTS to quit. That’s why it’s an addiction. When I quit it wasn’t that I didn’t want to smoke anymore, I didn’t them to be bad for me.

You know? It’s HARD. DUH.

Suck it up. Grow a set.

I have PMS and bitchy and I am being lazy lazy lazy moooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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GAH! December 02 2008

Member how I didn’t run on Sunday…even though it was beautiful out?

I was gonna run yesterday instead?

It STORMED yesterday.

No running.

Doy!

It’s -15C this morning.

Double DOY!

Above ZERO! November 30 2008

It’s warm today.

Like + 2 or 3.

I was going to make it a run day.

But instead we decorated the outside of the house and now i am going to dinner at my crazy sister’s house.

tomorrow I guess….when it’s -5 and lightly snowing…makes me an easier target for the old shitty drivers.

On Oxygen and Strangulation November 28 2008

When I was running regularly before, My size changed dramatically ( a few times).

So in my running clothes drawer there are a lot of items and a LOT of different sizes.

When we moved in July I didn’t unpack everything (seriously you should see my garage….SO MUCH TO UNPACK STILL…gah).

So when I decided to run I just grabbed the first running bra I came to, washed it and slapped it on.

OH MY GOD!

How can a non-pubesc@nt female have such a DRAMATIC change in bra size?

I’ve run twice in that bra and both time I had breathing issues.

Not that I couldn’t but just that I was very very aware of it, y’know?

(oops…instead of draft it published !)

Anyway, I found a decent bra…appropriatley sized for my big knockers.

blah blah blah

ugh…winter.

Anyway….here is Noah…preparing his own breakfast this morning.

(seriously)

Yum…. (click through for the entire gormet delight)

I’m off to run now, with properly restrained boobs!

huzzah