Out of The Mouths Of Babes (or Buggers) July 05 2007
“Mommy why are you fat? I don’t like you fat”
I don’t have an answer good enough for him.
But lately I’ve been trying to show him that evil side of food.
Mommy is fat because she ate too much junk food and stopped running and so I got fat.
I don’t know what else to tell him. He’s not buying it.
I do not eat an exceeding amount of junk food. I don’t! Shut up chocolate boy!
It is totally my exercise level. Which is slowly picking up. For now my walks include a four yr old and sometimes an 11 yr old so we don’t far…but on evenings that I am free I walk alone (like Johnny Cash..no wait…he walked the line…nevermind).
Part of me wants to yell “YEAH I GET IT YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAT ASS…ENOUGH ALREADY”
But to him he’s not being rude, he’s merely stating facts and possibly concern.
Little bastard
Have you considered adoption?
well, turn the tables on him….
…..tell him thats what happens after childbirth……
a little guilt goes a LOOOOONG way
Elkerette’s comment was unthinkable!
Who the heck would adopt Pam?
I would.
mine asked me once if we were going to have another baby because my stomach was getting big again. That was a long time ago, but it still made me consider putting an add in the paper — Free to a Good Home.