Rutting June 19 2007
I am in a rut. And I didn’t even know it.
And I think…a bad one.
I’ve pretty much completely lost any fitness level I may have had.
And also? Now I’m fat.
Seriously.
Fat.
i don’t like it. I’m not meant to be fat. Some people look AWESOME chubby. I am not one of them.
I hate running right now because i feel like I’m too fat to run. I’m all blobby and gargantuan and blaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Yeah yeah, I know this post is right on the heels of my PMS post. But that doesn’t make it invalid.
Psssh tell that to anyone with testicles.
ANYTHING you say under the influence of pms is completely invalid dontcha know. You’re just talking out of your uterus, don’t worry I’ll forgive you in the morning for hurling that cantalope at my head. Cause I know it’s just the hormones talking, because GOD KNOWS I NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG!
Whoa…sorry for the little tangent…clearly not done with the rage thing just yet.
Anyway back to my fatness.
I hate it.
the end.
Me too on the fat rutting! What should we do?? Besides rant and complain??
Have you ever watched “Firefly”?
You should, if for no other reason than this.
Also, you don’t look fat to me. Here, have some ice cream.
Holy quack have take some Midol!
well…..I left Weight Watchers in the dust about 2 months ago when I SWORE I would go right back on after Mom and Dad’s party…..
I lie to myself A LOT!
I’m sending wine and chocolate via overnight shipping - though I suspect there are circumstances when murder by cantalope is justifiable.
what is this fitness thing that you speak of?
Are you done with the rage thing now?
Ok.
Now go run.
Remember how you started? Start again. I’m doing the same for myself. You can do it. Hey…sign up for a marathon. That will motivate you may be.
Have you run today? I’m just getting ready to. Get out there girl!
Start walking. Don’t run…just walk. Do that for two weeks. Every day or every other day. Then allow yourself to run very slowly. Maybe just down the length of one street…then walk the rest of the way. The pounds will melt away, your legs will get stronger and you’ll rediscover the ability to run.
I hear ya… but push through it. You can do it!!
Oh, you’ll be fine! You’ll be back in shape before you can blink. I on the other hand, am not a runner. I only run to catch my bus, and afterwards I have to lay down for an hour.