Officially The Worst Mother of The Year. June 12 2007
Guess why Noah is not in school today.
G’head guess!
Sore throat?
meeeeh (wrong answer buzzer)
Fever?
meeeeeeeh
Stomach bug?
meeeeeh (although I am sure there is one in our near future, it has been awhile for us)
No…the reason he is not in school today is because.
I HIS MOTHER, THE WOMAN WHO BIRTHED HIM AND NURSED LONGER THAN SOCIETY HAS DEEM APPROPRIATE SQUISHED HIS FINGER IN THE DOOR JAM OF THE WASHROOM DOOR!
Yeah and he has the black finger nail and swollen digit to prove it.
It happened about 10 minutes before we usually leave for school, so about 20 minute before school starts. It hurt so badly that I knew school as out of the question.
Immediately afterward he cried puddles of tears, sobbing for his FATHER.
“I want DADDY! Daddy will make it better. I NEED Daddy. Can you call him at work?”
And then some guy pulled up in an explorer and tried to make off with 4 6×6x8 posts we have laying at the bottom of the drive way.
This day is shaping up to be the awesomest ever.
yikes….Canada sounds hazardous!
Sounds like a Monday!! If it makes you feel better (prolly not, but here goes!) I sliced my baby’s finger open when he was six days old trying to cut his nails; it was the first time I’d been left alone with him. Bled *everywhere*, he screamed bloody murder, and I was sure the doorbell would ring and there would be someone there to take him away from me I was so incompetent.
At least you could take your frustrations out on the post thief!!
Poor Noah. What’s happens tomorrow? Are ya gonna give him a swirly?
What a great example of how there is always a bigger asshole out there…don’t ya think?
You utter, utter cow. I mean… utter.
Wait! You guys are still in school? How come?
Ouch! Poor Noah! But you are not a bad mom. A funny mom!