THIS DOG May 03 2007

Originally uploaded by Pamalamadingdong.
This dog died about 3 months ago, and while we miss her terribly I do not miss her hair covering my life.
She did leave us with a little something to remember her by. MOUNTAINS OF POOP. And it’s like she didn’t digest anything in the last while. We’re talking IDENTIFIABLE objects in the backyard poop.
It’s kind gross but oddly compelling.
One pile contained bones. Where did these bones come from? Who knows. one time years ago she caught an ate one of the millions of sparrows that lived in the vines of our neighbours house.
More likely though, these bones were from a chicken carcass she stole from the garbage.
Another pile contained whole green peas that were no longer green but are now completely white. I can tell they were green peas cause they look EXACTLY the same as the day she ate them…well except they are white and nestled in poop.
And now I get the rake them up.
Gee thanks Boomie.
You have problems! I mean seriously…what’s wrong with you? And in the words of your own son “what’s your pwoblem?”
Ditto what Feff said. What IS your pwoblem?
That’s one of the things about corn. Even if you’re not a dog who digests badly. He was a cutie.
im gagging now…..and I’ll never look at peas the same way
um. gross