Pam is forcing me to post November 03 2006
A desperate call for help from Pam has forced me to post something here. (Does she ever clean this place? Eew.)
Anyway, Pam dropped her laptop (yes, AGAIN) and broke it. She can’t post because ALL her passwords were in there (why she can’t remember them or write them down, I don’t know). Chris’s desktop apparently is really clunky and the space bar sticks because Pam spilled her beer on it, so that makes it very hard to use. I guess. For Pam anyway. She’s spoiled.
So, Pam will return as soon as her laptop is fixed, or she gets a new keyboard for Chris, or she can find a way to be allowed back into the library (they take surfing for monkey p@rn way too seriously).
In the mean time, talk amongst yourselves and help Pam come up with a list of topics she can talk about when she comes back. Here’s a few starters from me:
1. Why Pam can’t seem to keep the laptop on the table.
2. Beer/Food and desktops, and how they don’t go together.
3. Finding a good job, getting it, turning it down, taking back a better job, turning down the good job again for good measure, and confusing the whole world when you tell people about it.
4. Why crazy women make the most entertaining moms.
5. Running. What’s that all about anyway?
6. Chocolate Runner’s Blog: Where Pam spends most of her time.
7. 5 reasons why Feffie is thankful everyday that she lives in Siberia.
8. Pam’s super duper big secret she only told me: She used to compete in demolition derbies and won a championship! (didn’t you know that?)
9. Why Pam’s husband pretends that he can’t find her blog so he can tell the police he had no prior knowledge of her twisted behaviour. Before they took her away in a rubber truck.
10. How much money it will take to keep the world reading this blog while Pam figures out how to fix her laptop.
Oh! And here’s a fun project. You’ve all seen a ton of pictures of Pam and some places in her house. Please name three things in Pam’s house you want to see a picture of, and then Pam has to post it. Yes. I start. 1) The inside of the freezer, 2) All of Pam’s shoes and sneakers, 3) The floor under the sofa, just lift it up and take the picture – no cleaning!. Your turn.
I want to see:
1) her igloo
2) her grocery store (which contains NO Pop Tarts BTW)
3) and…..last but not least……since she is so close to the North Pole I want a picture of Santas house!
I LOVE the idea of a Rubber Truck bouncing all over the Canadian forests transporting Pammie to secret rubber locations.
OOH beer and laptops….sad combo!
I’m still confused about the whole job thing and what was finally settled.
Anyhow…hope she gets back soon
You mean there is a grocery store that does NOT carry pop tarts? Eegads! We need to send in reinforcements. I would like to hear about the job thing as well. I’m glad that it all got settled.