Pam is in jail. Need bail money. June 26 2006
I got a desperate phone call last night. Pam needs your help.
Pam has been arrested and is sitting in a jail in Toronto. She’s accused of assault, tresspassing, criminal mischief, urinating in public, and some strange charge involving a goose. The SPCA has agreed not to press charges because apparently the goose liked it.
Anyway, if we don’t get $50,000, Pam has to sit in jail until her trial, which is about a year from now. I think I can get myself back over to Toronto, but you’ll all have to send me the money. Cash is best. I’ll let you know when we have the whol $50K. I suppose if we don’t get it all, we can send some flowers instead.
I figuired as much! I’ll send a file, where to??
Dude. Sounds totally like her to go and do bad things with a Goose. I’ll sell my stock in Krispy Kreme and fund her release.
There is a beautiful flower shop right around the corner, I’ll go see what I can throw together.
Goose, huh? She’s always been such a pervert.
why am I not surprised?…..
Whoa, that PMS must’ve been REALLY bad this month.
Can’t we just bake Loubob’s file into a chocolate cake and drop that off for her?
mmm, caaake. I’m hungry…
Tell her I said hi.
I hope she’s OK. She’s not some hardened Canadian criminal’s bitch, is she? Hope she can turn her life around after this.
Were there any Ganders involved?
Because everybody knows, ‘what’s good for the goose…’
wow.. she has progressed to geese..before this, it was just the stray frog or two.. who would have thought it would come to this???
Jail=3 meals a day that she doesn’t have to cook! A little piece of heaven, is what I say.
I hope she’ll get internet acces in her cell. I miss her funny posts!
Lets see, Hi*ja*king anothers blog, that ought to get you a matching cell in the Hoosgow!
Maybe we should stage a Pamapalooza to raise the money for her release……