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Pam is in jail. Need bail money. June 26 2006

Filed under: General — Jon in Michigan @ 9:23 pm

I got a desperate phone call last night.  Pam needs your help.

Pam has been arrested and is sitting in a jail in Toronto.  She’s accused of assault, tresspassing, criminal mischief, urinating in public, and some strange charge involving a goose.   The SPCA has agreed not to press charges because apparently the goose liked it.

Anyway, if we don’t get $50,000, Pam has to sit in jail until her trial, which is about a year from now.  I think I can get myself back over to Toronto, but you’ll all have to send me the money.  Cash is best.   I’ll let you know when we have the whol $50K.  I suppose if we don’t get it all, we can send some flowers instead.

 
 

Somemore photos for you June 03 2006

Filed under: General — pamalamadingdong @ 2:33 pm

A few days ago Chris and I and Noah (Brendan was at school) took the dogs for a walk.

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we walked to the lake around the corner so the dogs could

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have a swim.

Noah wore appropriate summer garb

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And obeyed all traffics signs

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We also saw a bat flying around at 2 in the afternoon, but he was very camera shy and was far to quick for my to capture (on camera!).

ttttthat’s all folks!

 
 

A FUNNY post from July 2004.

Filed under: General — pamalamadingdong @ 10:21 am

I wrote this almost 2 years ago…I was looking through past posts and thinking…DAMN I used to be funny. Anyway..have a look…this is especially…well…odd.

July 06 2004

posted by pamalamadingdong at 2:56 pm Edit ThisCause my damn dog just ate his feet.
Brendan is none to pleased about this latest development in the empire let me tell you.
Clearly Dori is a new member of the rebel alliance.

In other news.

Nothing new!

Noah has learned to stand on the arm of the couch to do a wonderful face plant into the seat of said couch.
He has also accomplished the belly flop in THE TUB. No I don’t see this are a great chiropractic move either.

I have no been outside yet today. It’s to nice out. I need to sulk in here. Sort some shapes and stuff.

For the 2nd time this week (keep in mind it’s ONLY Tuesday) my children have eaten their lunch AND more than half of mine.

Either my cooking is getting better or I’m getting skimpier with the portions.

I hate to admit it but Chris does all the cooking here. Well MOST of the cooking. He did 2 years of chef school and training so he’s pretty good at it.
We recently bought a rotisserie (sp) thingy for the bbq, I attempted to make a chicken on it a few weeks ago. I cut the legs off because they stop the thing from turning. I COULD have tied them up…but that didn’t even occur to me. No my first thought was to hack them off completely. Then I didn’t put the thing together properly so the chicken (sans drumsticks) looked like a used briquette.

Now I’m not allowed to bbq anymore.

OH WELL! He does it way better anyway. Also he mows lawns better. ANd shovels snow. And no one can beat a window he’s cleaned. See where I’m going with this?
Pass the bon bons and call me Peg.

 
 

Noah Nugget June 02 2006

Filed under: General — pamalamadingdong @ 8:58 pm

eww..that sound gross… Anyway, these are the EXACT words he just uttered to me. I swear to God I am not making this up…

Noah “Mommy, can you take the motorcycle out of my pants?”

me “You have a motorcycle in your pants”

Noah “yeah and I want it out”

Not a conversation you have everyday. (unless you’re me)

 
 

OUTRAGE! June 01 2006

Filed under: General — pamalamadingdong @ 10:09 am

As many of you know, Feffie left me a WHOLE year ago to move to the arctic in pursuit of her girlfriend (whom I knew I was no good…just sayin). She ended up single, but with a pretty decent job at the bank. And since it’s the arctic she’s making pretty good money. Also she waitresses at a bar (frequented by old army men).

She has been promising me she is coming home for some time now. I was starting to loose faith in her until everything North of the 60th parallel went to shit.

Seriously.

Last week her bar paycheque bounced. Seems the government has seized those bank accounts. ouch.

And this week? The bank? Put her on PROBATION. See she pissed off the powers that be for ratting out a chick that has called in sick since JANUARY and was at the bar on Friday night. Also she misplaced several thousand dollars (Feffie not sick chick).

Feffie is OUTRAGED. She cannot transfer to Ontario while on probation. She cannot be interviewed for another position while on probation.

AND? Her immediate supervisor and the assistant manager are both on probation too. All because of this sick chick? What the hell?

So basically Feffie is screwed at the bank. She is relatively sure they are just waiting to fire her.

Of course one time she did manage to offend the MP’s sister so horribly that she was planning on filing a human rights complaint against Feffie.

Poor Feffie is stressed and dare I say, slightly bitter.

BUT I think this might mean? She’s coming home.

Eventually.

p.s. I just had the HARDEST time spelling parallel. Not something I spell all that often unless I happen to be blogging about the parallel universe that exsists under my fridge.