Mommy & Noah.
Here’s me. Sans makeup, actually sans shower. ew.
There’s Noah.
Being Noah.
I don’t think I’ve posted many photos of her. We’ve had her for 9 years.
She’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer but she’s a good girl
I am going shopping out of town today with my :shudder: Mother.
It’s a 2 hour drive there and back.
I am sure to be asthmatic by the time I get back.
BUT I going to WAL-MART and this point if I could draw tiny hearts around that word I would.
I know wal-mart is passe in the states. But you see we have no Target here (yet? I hear it’s coming). We ONLY have wal mart as the super department type deal. Well Canadian Tire, which I ADORE but you know, Wal mart is bigger and brighter and full of things like sandals for the boys and re-charger things for my whipped cream maker.
(yes I have a whipped cream maker that does NOT make me a perv..it makes me….dessert friendly).
It seems, my little Noah is the only child in his entire day care to have figured out the childproof doorknobs. Not only that, his teachers refuse to even acknowledge it because they’re afraid he will teach the other children nad they will all escape.
That’s my boy
I superpinkpuffyheart PRINCE.
I just wanted to put that out there and get it out of the way.
(I own several albums and I knew Darling Nikki before the foos covered it so wonderfully).
I LOVE PRINCE.
LOVE HIM!
RASPBERRY BERET. YAY!
I just watched a kids show with Noah. And it was…mildly odd.
First the main characters are a Giant mouse (I think, except it’s tail looks like a pile of hamster poop) and it’s pet cat that may have just had major abdominal surgery given the scar down the length of it’s belly.
ANYWAY today’s episode involved the fairy tale of the frog prince.
So the mouse (a boy mouse) starts with putting on lipstick and tries to convince this frog to kiss him. Frog is slightly disgusted and hops away. Meanwhile the cat (girl boy..no clue) is kissing a snail, who turns into various animals with each smooch.
The mouse on the other hand is getting no where with this frog, clearly not an easy frog. Dinner at least please! And the mouse consults the book. AH HA! He exclaims and scurries away for a brief moment. Meanwhile cat is getting ALL KINDS of action and has had to re-apply her/his lipstick many many times.
Mouse comes back dressed as a princess and the frog is all “oh yeah. Getting me some of that action” and hops sexily towards the incognito mouse. Until, the princess hat falls off and it is revealed that it was really just the mouse in drag.
The frog is NOT pleased..straight men HATE being tricked like that. And he stomps away to the cat who kisses an elephant and it turns into a frog. The two frogs kiss and turn into snails and slime away in the sunset.
The mouse calls it a day and decides to read a new story.
“Once upon a time there was Queen. OH I LOVE QUEENS!”
I swear!
edited: thank you feffie..that song has been stuck in my head since last night.
I hate you a little bit.
