Running Commentary

Mrs. Brandy Ritts. January 10 2006

I’M RICH! I can hardly wait for the old bag to kick off! I am so totally going to rush out and give her my account number!

Greetings,

I am Mrs. Brandy Ritts I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you. I am 59 years old; 2 years ago I was diagnosed for cancer, immediately after the death of my husband Mr. Peter Gregory Ritts, who has left me everything he worked for while in America.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband’s hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for the cancer operation any moment from now.

I decided to WILL/donate an amount that will be disclosed to you later for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my representative is aware I have changed my will and he will arrange the transfer of the funds to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Contact my representative who is in person of Mr. Mark Johnson with this specified email; infomarkjohnson@netscape.net and inform him that I have briefed you about the Will and he will inform you of the amount I am willing to you for the good work. I know I dont know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don’t want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,

Mrs. Brandy Ritts.

In other news, I went to the bank today to make a deposit to my business account. And on my way out I stopped at the bank machine to update the activity on the account (read: make sure no ones cheques bounced) and I was so relieved to see that everything cleared and that the balance was still over $1000.00 (a thousand dollars in MY business account huzzah!) that I grabbed the little paper and sprinted out the door. Out the door. With my bank card still in the machine. Still logged in. To MY ACCOUNT. WITH A THOUSAND DOLLARS IN IT! I didn’t even realize it until I was at the grocery store and about to buy something for Chris I was at the cash and I opened my wallet and immediately went..oh shit. The woman said “GO! RUN!” so I did. I ran all the way to the bank. In my down filled coat with my 100lb bag slung over one shoulder. Luckily though, I had my hurricanes on….all was good.
Card had been returned to the bank and they held it for me. I stopped at the machine again to be sure they didn’t clean me out first.

*phew*