Running Commentary

MCSE September 30 2005

I locked the dogs in the basement when we left to go shopping yesterday…when I came back stupid Dori had completely distroyed one of my Microsoft textbooks! I mean COMPLETELY there were chewed up bits of paper EVERYWHERE! I thought I could make out the equation for subnet masks on one morsel, but maybe not. Doesn’t she know how much those things COST me! Doesn’t she know that I even sometimes peek at them before job interviews (ok….relevant job interviews….)? I think it was a proxy server text book…can’t tell for sure though. So really that was a lucky choice for her.
oh well
at least it wasn’t Linux.
But seriously? I am thinking of getting rid of this dog. I AM SICK TO DEATH of picking up it’s SHIT! Not to mention that today her shit may very well be in binary. zero’s and ones all over the place. GAH! I hate hate hate her.

I took Noah downtown on the transit bus yesterday. I real novelty for him..he loves it. He can’t even stand still waiting for the bus. He spins in circles jumps up and down stops every couple of seconds to listen for the bus. It’s really really cute. Anyway he’s pretty much potty trained so he had underwear on (AND PANTS you pervs!) for our trip, 5 minutes into the bus ride he says “I sowwy Mommy, I poop in my pants!”
I panicked (though I did bring a change of clothes…I did not want to deal with a poopy kid…blech)
I whisper to him “no no no keep your poop till we get downtown then I will take you to a washroom where you can do it in the toilet”
nothing.
He just sat there….enjoying the bus ride.
I think he may have some bodily function confusion. I believe he had a little gas and that he just assumed…anyway….that’s enough….I’ve clearly lost my mind..BLOGGING about my child’s bowels.
Forgive me, internet for I have sinned.