Look Ma! No Wheels! September 18 2005
I got on my little exercise bike tonight. Finally.
I rode for about an hour and did about 30km.
I rode while watching the cable we finally got installed.
WHY? WHY? WHY? Do we even bother. There really is NOTHING to watch.
In the words on of the great chocolate one….KILL YOUR TV BEFORE IT KILLS YOU.
Man alive…it’s a 2 month free trial..and you can bet I will not be paying for this shite. It’s going..I will however keep the local channels for news (and survivor)…but Discovery? what the hell happened to that channel? It’s all Decomposing dead people and Sex! Now…don’t get me wrong..I’m up for a little smut now and then..but EVERY FREAKING night? Snore. And the dead people? I can get those on CSI
The Learning Channel? Is all such fiction now…Computer generated dinosaurs that MAY have looked like this…and sounded like that…and possibly ate a little of this. DOUBLE snore.
I would rather smell my dogs ass than watch the History Channel…GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE how much death and destruction can people watch? I know War is bad…I don’t need documentaries on it 24hrs a day.
Sports channels are lost one me…as is The Travel Channel. The Travel Channel? really? We need this?
Now…I could get into the food network…but only cause The Iron Chef tickles me so. I just wish they would cook something EDIBLE! mmmm salmon ice cream. Yum!
Anyway…I’m out of water…going to bed.
alone
again
I don’t do alone well
Have you noticed that I am a sucky baby lately?
sorry
Sex and decomposing dead people? In the same sentence? Are you trying to make me feel creepy?
Anyway, at least you didn’t have to cycle home again (though your bum may still hurt).
Time to get out the VCR and rent some good movies for biking, Pam. How about “Breaking Away”?
Thanks for the laugh, ’specially about smelling your dog, never heard that one before - a good one. Cable sucks.
There’s some good stuff out there on cable. You just have to look for it. Dont get me wrong - there’s also a lot of crap.
(I almost typed “carp” instead of crap - there really is a dearth of fish on TV)
30 km in 30 min? Wow! Oh wait - in an hour - that makes more sense - I better learn how to read…
The name Iron Chef. scares me. Alot.
Isn’t cable wonderful….