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MCSE September 30 2005

Filed under: Parenting — pamalamadingdong @ 8:36 am

I locked the dogs in the basement when we left to go shopping yesterday…when I came back stupid Dori had completely distroyed one of my Microsoft textbooks! I mean COMPLETELY there were chewed up bits of paper EVERYWHERE! I thought I could make out the equation for subnet masks on one morsel, but maybe not. Doesn’t she know how much those things COST me! Doesn’t she know that I even sometimes peek at them before job interviews (ok….relevant job interviews….)? I think it was a proxy server text book…can’t tell for sure though. So really that was a lucky choice for her.
oh well
at least it wasn’t Linux.
But seriously? I am thinking of getting rid of this dog. I AM SICK TO DEATH of picking up it’s SHIT! Not to mention that today her shit may very well be in binary. zero’s and ones all over the place. GAH! I hate hate hate her.

I took Noah downtown on the transit bus yesterday. I real novelty for him..he loves it. He can’t even stand still waiting for the bus. He spins in circles jumps up and down stops every couple of seconds to listen for the bus. It’s really really cute. Anyway he’s pretty much potty trained so he had underwear on (AND PANTS you pervs!) for our trip, 5 minutes into the bus ride he says “I sowwy Mommy, I poop in my pants!”
I panicked (though I did bring a change of clothes…I did not want to deal with a poopy kid…blech)
I whisper to him “no no no keep your poop till we get downtown then I will take you to a washroom where you can do it in the toilet”
nothing.
He just sat there….enjoying the bus ride.
I think he may have some bodily function confusion. I believe he had a little gas and that he just assumed…anyway….that’s enough….I’ve clearly lost my mind..BLOGGING about my child’s bowels.
Forgive me, internet for I have sinned.

 
 

hum drum hum drum hum drum hum! September 28 2005

Filed under: General — pamalamadingdong @ 11:23 pm

Chris is still gone…so that means NO running for me. Boo hoo. I’ve been working a bit more than usual this week, so that’s fun. We had a woman try on a shirt right in the middle of the store today. HAR! I laughed right out loud at her. I mean..hurrah lady! She didn’t even end up buying it.
I am starting to suspect my co-workers are on to me. I think they’re figuring out that I am not at all taking this job seriously. They were discussing today how stressful they find the job, and I (stupidly) piped up “this is the least stressful job I’ve ever had!”
I immediately wish I could suck the words right back into my head. But no. I hope they didn’t think I was putting them down…I mean they run the store ..they have head office to deal with. I work 2 days a week and don’t really care. Oh well.

On my way to dropping Noah off at my sistah’s house this morning, she asked me to stop and pick her up a pack of ciggarettes. Which I did. Man cigarettes have changed in 5 years! There are completely new brands out now! Cheap cigs? “Brand name” cigs? What the hell?
Anyway..my point is I got asked for ID! I almost did a back flip! She was like “oh! It’s a good thing!”
“OH YES! It is!!!”I replied.
I think proceded to whip out everyone else’s health card…and finally mine. Then she goes “oh! You are the same age as me! Man you look young!”

I frenched kissed her then…even though she had a chick mullet.

 
 

Single Parenthood September 26 2005

Filed under: Grumbling, Parenting — pamalamadingdong @ 8:10 pm

OK…you know when I complain about Chris? And how is he is such a moron and stuff?
yeah
I (kind of) take it all back.
He’s away…working…so right now I am baking cookies..putting boys to bed…doing laundry…cleaning the toys and dishes….getting clothes ready for tomorrow.
Where as before he left??? MOst of that would be done already.
Hmpf!
I might be spoiled.

 
 

technology September 23 2005

Filed under: Running, Stuff — pamalamadingdong @ 8:57 am

No blogging yesterday. I was wholly occupied by moving around the boxes that overflow from my house into my drive way. I went through a few of the boxes and unpacked what I thought I’d want. Then moved the rest downstairs to the basement. Ohhh what a mess.
Later in the afternoon though, I managed another run. Funny, as I was running along I passed a small group of (elderly) walkers and as I overtook them they commented things like “what’s chasing you?” & “better you than me” you know..the usual chides. And how cold it was out there for me to be running in shorts and a t shirt. Mean while the weather was PERFECT for running. Overcast, cool and a nice breeze.
Then as I was running on the sidewalk (the old people here frighten me with their driving so I stick to the sidewalk mostly) I heard a tap tap tap, I looked up and saw an old man sitting in his living room window and he stuck his index finger up at me. I can only assume this was some sort of sign of encouragement. That or he was warning me about an attack from above. One can never tell these things.
Anyway it was about that time, that it dawned on me! I can hear these things! I heard those people! I had forgotten my MP3 player at home. My first solo run without it in a long while.
I could’ve gone back. But chose not to…there was a big hill involved both ways. So I kept going and going…I was once again alone with the voices in my head and this time it was not Trent Reznor. But was the kms trailed behind me, I noticed that I wasn’t nearly as winded as I had been on my most recent runs. The hills didn’t seem nearly as big. My heart was not pounding out of my chest. I had easily found my pace. Finally.
I am totally blaming the mp3 player for throwing me off on all of my post move runs! I thought I had lost a lot of endurance, I thought I was out of shape. Now I’m thinking I’m just an idiot that can’t control herself during ANY Nine Inch Nails song. See I thought NIN would be motivating…there is so much energy is his music. But it makes me run too fast! Ministry? Probably another bad choice…not such a good idea I guess. Chris suggested I fill it with ballads…but really there is one or two on there now and I skip over them to the good stuff when they come one.
Perhaps I need some easy listening type stuff. I can fill it with Sting…and…..um….Sting?
*sigh* I need a new play list…or to just leave the damn thing at home. But I mean really, when else will I ever listen to it? Oh well.
Chris leaves again on Monday so running will be at a minimum again. But don’t worry I am trying for a decent long run this weekend…16 maybe?

Our old house closes today, barring any wackiness on the part of the buyers. Who are,I assure you, a little wacky.

Oh my god I have to share this with you all. OK…..10 or 12 years ago when Chris and I were still hot (and childess), we took some photos….um….some….naughty ones.
And of course we’ve always kept them in a safe spot. Well, we have moved 8 times (at least) since we took those pictures and the safe spot seems to have changed from time to time. And quite frankly we had forgotten about the photos. So yesterday while going through some photos, I came across an envelope of naughtiness. I glanced at them, commented about how flipping HOT we where back them, and hid them quite well in our bedroom.
Later on, I was going through another box of photos when I came across another envelope of naughtiness! What the hell? So off I go again to sufficiently hide them.
When we bought our video camera when Brendan was born we alway always said we would NEVER make a naughty video..I mean first of all…I don’t EVER want to see myself doing that! And secondly these things are ALWAYS lost or inadvertently shown to the family at Christmas. So we never did…but now this nudie photos are all over my house! (no..I am not posting them…well maybe Chris’s).

 
 

FAME! I’m Gonna Live ForEver… September 20 2005

Filed under: General — pamalamadingdong @ 11:04 pm

ok..just a little more with TV rage….
someone…
anyone
PLEASE
Explain to me what the hell Dancing With The Stars is.
Seriously! What the hell? I didn’t watch much…I thought it was a joke! Is it? That magezine guy from Seinfeld was on there…I didn’t see him dance though. I changed it long before then. What the hell?
I had a VERY short run this aft…but it was glorious none the less.