When it just goes wrong July 24 2005
I took friday night off from the bar I work at to go out with a few friends for my birthday. It was going to be a great night!
My very best friend picked me up from work and we went out for dinner (which I think may have given me food poisioning). Than we went back to her place for a nap. Then off to the bar. As soon as we go there some guy looked at us and smiled “oh my god I havn’t see you guys in years” . He than proceded to hug us. Renee and I looked at each other with this “who the hell is this” look. Neither of knew. he says he went to high school with us, two grades behind. His Name is Andes, not a common name and I truely think I would remember knowing someone by that name.
He was not dicouraged by our definate lack of memory of him, infact he stuck around most of the night. Turns out he’s extremely irritating and that may well be the reason we had didn’t hang out in high school.
Than our friend Amanda showed up…and SHE remeber irraitating Andes…odd. Amanda is interesting. She’s had 9 year old little girl who father she doesn’t speak to..for good reason. She’s been with another friend of ours Andrew for the last 6 years. Andrew has two kids that he has nothing to do with…but he seems to be a good father to amanda’s daughter…strange. But who am I to say.
Amanda and Andrew almost broke up a while ago because he let some other chick kiss him. Amanda on the other hand seems to think that if he isn’t around to see it, it’s fair game!
So we sit around at this new bar that plays bad music while our waitress grinds with the bartender on the dance floor. Which had a huge hold in it with rails aournd so you can look down to the dance floor down stairs. I’m certian that somone will be drunk and lean a little to far over….it’s a disaster waiting to happen.
Anyway, I went outside with Amanda becuase you can;t smoke in the bars here. There was this guy trying to challenge these other three guys to a fight! Whatever…stupid boys…we ignored them until the guy was directly infront of us….
Me “can you take that about 6 feet that way please, I’d rather not be his by your flailing limbs”
Stupid boy ” excuse me”
me “oh did you not hear me? can you take that else where”
stupid boy ” fuckin bitch, I’ll do what I want”
(he steps towards me, I in return step toward him we exchange a few works)
AMANDA pushes me back and steps between us…defuses the situation at which point the guy askes me if he can buy her a drink.
Moving a long to why I felt the need to give the amanda back ground. She kissed me! Tounge even. I don’t think thats right. She practically married for god sakes! Not right.
That was pretty much all the excitment of my night. Some guy that I swear I’ve never seen before claims to know Renee and I, almost got into a fight, Amanda sliped me tounge, oh and I lost my favorite hat…which makes me very sad…I loved that hat!
Fights, wierd guys, and tongue kissing from married-ish women? Feffie, you spend entirely too much time out drinking with these people.
And didn’t your girlfriend get a bit pissed at Amanda for kissing you?
I’d say it was a pretty action packed night!!! What can you do to TOP that?
Okay, sorry bout the hat and all, but let’s get back to the tongue thing.
More. Details. Please!
Well, sorry it wasn’t the perfect night, but you survived intact. But you better find that hat! Losing a favorite hat is bad luck!