a really deep conversation with my 3 year old
Camryn was in my bedroom, watching me get dressed for my run this morning.
Camryn: “You have big b00bies and I have small ones. See?” (flips up D0ra nightie)
Me: Yep.
Camryn: Why do you get the big ones?
Me: Hmmmm …. because Mommy is an adult?
Camryn: You’ve got princess b00bies, Mommy! You’re lucky! Pretty princess ones!
Me: Wow … thanks!
Camryn: Do they bounce around when you run?
Me: Sometimes.
Camryn: Oh. (sympathetic pause) That’s why you have to tie them down with the bra, right? So the b00bies stay down and behave?
Me: (laughing to hard to respond like an adult)
Camryn: (completely serious) Can I get a D0ra bra?
