The Agenda from last year’s GP Convention, I’m just guessin’
Session A:
Reinforcing to Patients Why Walking Is Best
or
Whoa! Where’s the Fire? You’re Not Running, Are Ya?
Session B:
Summary of Longitudinal Studies of Why Patients Who are more than 10 lbs Overweight Should Just Never, Ever Run
or
See Dick Walk: A Case Study
Lunch
Post-Lunch WALK
Session C:
All Injuries are Connected to the Running Bone
or
Crisis Intervention: When You’re Non-Athletic Patient Admits She’s Been Running
Session D:
New Research: Nobody Moves, Nobody Gets Hurt
or
Patient Profiles: You Don’t Look Like a Runner, So Walk This Way
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Okay, I think you get how my day went. Grrrrrr. I need to figure out what’s wrong with this ankle.
(If you’re a doctor who is PRO-running and is reading this …. (Why?!?! Don’t you have journals to read …. patients to see …. charts to view?!!? C’mon!?!?) …. my apologies. This is merely my creative vent on another frustrating appointment about my ankle.)
