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Ode to an anchovy

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Oh little anchovy
in the Moroccan sea,
please come to America
and have some pizza with me.
You can bring your cousins
and all the neighbors too,
because I’m having pizza for lunch
and I’d like to have it with you.
I have a place for you to sit
right here upon this slice,
because when I’m having pizza
an anchovy makes it nice.
I will ne’er [...]

Lord of the flies

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

I had a quick 3 miles last night.  Not intentionally quick.
I started out easy.  It was incredibly muggy and hot, and this horse fly kept buzzing me.  You know, doing that thing where they circle your head and occasionally try to land.   I tried to squash him when he landed but he got away every [...]

The Omen

Friday, June 1st, 2007

I had 5 and 7 again last weekend.
On Saturday I saw 13 rabbits.
On Sunday I saw 19 rabbits.
I think this means something.
Oh, and I missed my speed workout Wednesday.  Damn.
The 5K is tomorrow morning and I feel more inadequate than I have for any race. I don’t think this is going to be the least [...]

4:30 AM

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Right on schedule, my back woke me up exactly 6 hours after I went to bed.  Six hours.  That’s all I’m allowed.

Protected: Billy Joel moment

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

Next time I need a weapon

Friday, May 4th, 2007

I delayed getting out for my run last night and didn’t hit the path until about 8pm. The sun was heading down. Normally this isn’t an issue. I’ve come back in the dark before. I had my flashlight.
But tonight I was about a 1/2 a mile out and I could see [...]

Shopping

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Last night I bought seven pair of brand new underwear.  Let me tell you what a wonderful feeling it is to wear new underwear.  Its almost as good an new shoes.
We’re all going shopping.

taxes anyone?

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

2:30 in the morning and I am now ready for H&R Block.
If I can stay awake tomorrow.

By the time - EDIT!

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

By the time you read this, I will be lying somewhere while my blood flows out of me…
EDIT: Dudes, I’m a regular blood donor.  12 gallons.  I had an early morning appointment before work.  I thought everyone reading this knew that.  Silliness that looked very UNsilly without that knowledge.  Sorry.  :(

Three hours to midnight

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

As I stuff my face.  :)
Seriously though, I’ve been avoiding the cake and gunk all week, except for a brownie and ice cream last night for Mom’s birthday.  So now I can stop all that until Easter.  I’ve been running the list over in my head.  Here’s what I have so far:
Banned from my belly:
chocolate, [...]