Archive for the 'Childish Rants' Category

Poison

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

I’ve had an apostrophe.  (I think you mean an epiphany.)
Follow this.
One our first day of life, we are growing.  Chemicals are reacting, organs are building, bones are growing, its all growing and building.  Our genetics directs it how to build in the finer details but the basic structure of how it all goes together is [...]

Dear Facebook: KISS MY BUTT!!

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

I had a facebook account, which was fun for a while.  Then I had trouble with the system not allowing me to accept friend details properly.  So I sent an email to the help desk asking them if they could fix it.  Well guess what.  They deactivated my account!
Here’s their email:
Hi,
Fake names are a violation [...]

The Idiots

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Dear Idiots,
I know you like riding your dirt bike on the bike path.  I know you think its cool because your parents aren’t around to tell your teenage asses to get the heck home.  I know you like sucking each other’s faces until your ears are pulled inward, when you are not riding the dirt [...]

Chocolate lowers blood pressure?

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

Maybe.
My first reaction to the study that came out in the press today was “Yea!”
My second reaction was “BS!”
Here’s the line that got me:
“Systolic blood pressure, the top number, fell an average of nearly three points and diastolic dropped almost two points in the dark chocolate group, compared with no change in blood pressure readings [...]

What we have learned

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

“I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes.”
Yes, [...]

Can anyone at Tapermadness hear me? HELP!

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Argh.  I was changing the information in my profile at Tapermadness and this message comes up that says “we changed your info but your account has been inactivated.  you will receive an email with instructions.”  Or something like that.  Well, no email.  Heck, I was trying to change my email when it happened.  I don’t [...]

Running shoe stores? Here? Naaaaahh.

Monday, June 4th, 2007

I’ve been trying in vain to find a running shoe store in my area.  There aren’t any.  Apparently, the runners here either order online or they feel that Foot Licker and Dickies Sporting Goods have enough selection for anyone.
Sucks.

Out of left field

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Avril makes me smile.  :)
Unlike Bratney, Avril can sing.  And she doesn’t need hours of airbrushing before they put her on a poster.  A Bratney poster without gobs of airbrushing is not something you want to spend time looking at.
I think of Bratney as some two-bit bimbo they plucked out of overall-land, gave her money, [...]

Shut up

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

This evening I got very annoyed reading a blog. Some stuff I read but don’t talk about or link to just because it doesn’t fit here. But I had been reading this one for a while now. In the beginning it was nice. They talked about stuff they did. Some [...]

Protected: This week pretty much sucked

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.