The magical shrinking Ghirardelli chocolate chip bags

| December 18, 2011

I’ve been buying Ghirardelli chocolate chips for years.  Its what I use for making truffles and it has performed very well.  I’ve gotten the recipe down just perfect so that I know how much cream and butter to add to two bags of chips to make the right consistency. But that all changed. When I [...]

word problem

| March 20, 2011

At 1:00 pm, you start a 15 mile run.  The weather is sunny and 42 °F.  At mile 9 you begin to feel soreness in the arch of your left foot.  The pain is remarkably similar to the precise pain you had when you had a cuboid stress fracture a year and half ago.  By [...]

well

| March 5, 2011

Well, that run sucked.  6 miles at pace, turned into 2 miles with walking.  This sucks.   I will never register for a spring marathon again.  I’m tired of training in the dark and cold.  I’m tired of missing runs all week because I can’t run where cars can’t see me because there’s either too  much [...]

Thanks for nothing, Garmin.

| December 3, 2010

I just updated the software on my Garmin Nuvi.  Unfortunately, the retards are Garmin wrote the software so that it OVERWRITES the previous program, and DELETES all your stored favorites, personal data, locations, routes, EVERYTHING. Thanks, Garmin.  You suck giant moose balls.  I hope your Christmas sucks.

false alarm

| October 24, 2010

I put my new shoes on this morning to go for a run, and discovered that they are too tight.  They seemed fine the other day, but comparing them directly with my Adizero PR’s, the Adizero PRO’s are way too tight.  The nice wide foot pocket of the PR is totally absent in the PRO [...]

non-runners are funny

| July 26, 2010

The Saratogian newspaper posted (and then quickly retracted) an article about the race yesterday. It was basically about a rumor (from the police) that someone had died at the race. Google was kind enough to cache the article, and the following comment that was posted below it: ” I am very sorry to hear of [...]

Boy Scouts = last in technology

| June 6, 2010

Can I rant here? The BSA sent out an email informing all volunteers about new MANDATORY training. I put that in CAPS because they put it in CAPS.  I guess its IMPORTANT.  Like when Winnie the Poor uses capital letters to signify Topics of Great Importance.  Got it. The email stated that we were to [...]

and one more thing

| May 16, 2010

Farcebook is beginning to annoy the crap out of me. Yes, the horrendous abuse of information that you entrust them with (and to be honest, every piece of information I give them is carefully manipulated and controlled so that they have nothing real about me), is an awful and annoying thing, but its not the [...]

in town again

| May 16, 2010

Yes, I was in South Korea once again. For those who have never gone there, let me say this: Pack your own lunch. The food is horrible and I wanted to die by day two. If I never see another piece of kimchi as long as I live, it will be too soon. And frankly, [...]

4 miles

| March 4, 2010

Did a short 4 mile run at the park tonight.  40′s all day, but it was below freezing by 5:30, with blowing snow and a little freezing rain.  I ran the wiper fluid because I’m lazy and didn’t want to go out and scape it off in the cold. And by the way?  My head [...]