Jon | March 4, 2010
Did a short 4 mile run at the park tonight. 40’s all day, but it was below freezing by 5:30, with blowing snow and a little freezing rain. I ran the wiper fluid because I’m lazy and didn’t want to go out and scape it off in the cold.
And by the way? My head is [...]
Jon | December 20, 2009
I took a quick to trip to the store tonight, thinking I could buy some white “chocolate” to make some raspberry truffles with (poor grammar, I know). As it turns out, the stores here don’t sell white “chocolate”. They sell white “morsels”.
Do you know what white “morsels” are? Palm kernel oil. They are morsels of [...]
Jon | December 5, 2009
Dear Google,
I know you thought it was cute to add in the “fade” feature for the menu on your home page. But really? It slows everything down.
When I type in an address, it waits until I move the mouse over the main page before my browser goes to the link.
When I [...]
Jon | November 29, 2009
I got out for 5 miles yesterday and it was truly a struggle. I couldn’t believe how hard it was to run. I was huffing and puffing from the first tenth of a mile. My legs felt like lead and my belly jiggled the whole way. Isn’t that gross? I could actually feel the whole [...]
Jon | October 28, 2009
Too many things to talk about so I’m just making a list:
1. Dear state cop who got stuck behind me today. I’m sorry you had to drive the speed limit. I could tell you didn’t like it because you road my ass for 13 miles. I’m proud of you for not trying to pass, since [...]
Jon | October 18, 2009
I dreamed that the running partner had an injury where a section of her lower leg was missing and everyone wanted me to donate mine so she could run again. WTH?
And the part that wasn’t a dream? I hurt my foot again.
Its my own fault. On Wednesday I was watching a movie and was rubbing [...]
Jon | July 23, 2009
I didn’t want go on Farcebook. I joined because someone wanted me to help other people from my past join. So I did. I figured I could keep in touch with them, even if I didn’t really want to participate much. Did I mention I was booted off there once? I was.
Well, after being on [...]
Jon | June 29, 2009
We seem to have the most dysfunctional state legislature in the nation.
Thanks so much for wasting 3 weeks of our tax dollars (so far!), you gaggle of useless, greedy, bureaucratic, mindless, petty, childish, stupid, lazy, ugly, smelly, rotten, good-for-nothing-but-flattening-the fat-growing-on-your-wart-covered-butts morons.
Jon | June 25, 2009
Dear Karen,
Its been a long time. How are you? I was thinking about you today and there is something I really need to tell you after all these years.
You were a flaming jerk.
No seriously. I know we were supposed to be very good friends, and we spent a lot of time together through much of [...]
Jon | April 8, 2009
I’ve had trouble commenting on people’s blogs. I make a comment, it doesn’t show up in the comment list. I try to post again and it says “Duplicate comment. You just said that!”. The comments never show up, not in the bloggers spam pile either.
So tonight when I was commenting, I first tried the usual [...]
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