insult to injury

Oh yes, it can get worse.

I saw the confirming evidence today.

Double mirror technique.

The birth of a bald spot.

Get my Geritol and cane.

Take me to the Bingo hall.

Sell my truck and get me a Lincoln Town Car

Cancel my subscription to Men’s Health and get me the AARP magazine.

Get me the 2008 Comb-over Guide

I am officially old.  :(

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9 Responses to “insult to injury”

  1. 21stCenturyMom
    March 30th, 2008 17:48
    1

    ppbbfftt! At least it isn’t cellulite. More testosterone = less head hair. rejoice!

  2. jank
    March 30th, 2008 20:52
    2

    DOn’t diss the Lincoln! one of my junior engineers got one from his parents - it seriously rocks.

  3. Mark
    March 30th, 2008 21:40
    3

    hey! dem’s fightin’ words!

  4. Jack
    March 31st, 2008 01:39
    4

    I thought you were already old ;-)

  5. Dana
    March 31st, 2008 07:46
    5

    Don’t you know that bald men are sexy..;-)

  6. deene
    March 31st, 2008 11:18
    6

    you’ll have to write of review of that spray-on hair to cover up bald spots.

  7. Mark
    April 1st, 2008 12:06
    7

    i am not a spammer. testing

  8. warren
    April 1st, 2008 13:11
    8

    If it ever happens to me, I plan on shaving it all off. Except maybe the beard, though that might look weird.

    Anyways, no comb-overs!!!!

    (And congrats on getting older!)

  9. Beth
    April 2nd, 2008 20:03
    9

    #1 bald is totally sexy #2 be glad you don’t have boobs that are down to your bellybutton.

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