Dear stupid moron driver

To the idiot woman driving a black SUV on Scotchbush Road today, you are a flaming moron.  I don’t know if you were born that way, were dropped on your pointy head as a child, are brain damaged from drinking antifreeze or just never got out of 4th grade, but you have no business being behind the wheel of anything besides a car on a merry-go-round.

I’m not sure why you wanted to drive on the shoulder.  Maybe you thought that there wasn’t quite enough room in your lane to fit both your SUV and your fat greasy head.  Despite the fact that there were no cars coming from the other direction.

I hope you didn’t take it the wrong way when I gave you the double middle fingers.  If I could have screamed F-YOU in your ears, I would have.  I took your gaping mouth as a sign that you understood my meaning.  Probably the first thing that made sense to you in a long time.

Please, please, take my advice.  Drive your SUV off the the Rt. 9 bridge into the river.   Trust me, I won’t feel a thing.

Sincerely,

The guy you almost killed today because you are a total asshat.

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5 Responses to “Dear stupid moron driver”

  1. david
    February 3rd, 2008 23:32
    1

    Tell us how you really feel Jon.

  2. Dana
    February 4th, 2008 08:51
    2

    Don’t drive angry,Jon..lol

  3. mary
    February 4th, 2008 14:52
    3

    You make me laugh. I think we are soulmate drivers.

  4. sarah
    February 4th, 2008 18:27
    4

    That was the funniest thing I’ve read all day! Glad you survived. I feel that way a lot when I commute on my bike - can’t wait for that lovely feeling again come spring :) be safe!

  5. Brendan
    February 4th, 2008 20:40
    5

    Don’t hold back now…

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