Don’t make a wave
This guy dies and goes to hell.
When gets there Satan tells him he will have a choice of how to be tortured for all eternity. He would get to choose between three rooms. Satan lead him to the first room filled with people being run through with red hot irons over and over again. Then Satan led him the second room when people were having their skin ripped from their bodies before being dowsed with vinegar.
Then Satan led him to the final room. The door was locked so he listed at the door. All he heard was “Don’t make a wave. Don’t make a wave.”
He decided this had to be better than the first two rooms, so he chose this third room. Satan then unlocked the door and pushed the man in.
In he fell and landed in a giant pool, filled with crap, with people standing in it up to their chins. “Don’t make a wave, don’t make a wave.”
Yeah, don’t make a wave.
December 2nd, 2007 16:42
YES MAKE A WAVE! Make a BIG one!
December 2nd, 2007 20:52
Yikes, standing in shit, huh? Looks like you better find a way to stand on someone’s shoulders.
December 3rd, 2007 04:06
I have been in that delicate stage of life before, it’s scary.
December 3rd, 2007 11:02
“Don’t make a wave.” — I think I hear that at work once in a while…
December 4th, 2007 20:54
that’s a sad story.
December 9th, 2007 20:17
Hot irons never sounded so good.