Dear Facebook: KISS MY BUTT!!

I had a facebook account, which was fun for a while.  Then I had trouble with the system not allowing me to accept friend details properly.  So I sent an email to the help desk asking them if they could fix it.  Well guess what.  They deactivated my account!

Here’s their email:

Hi,

Fake names are a violation of our Terms of Use. Facebook
requires users to provide their full first and last names (i.e. no
initials).  Impersonating anyone or anything is prohibited.
Nicknames are only permitted if they are a variation of your
first or last name. Also, nicknames cannot be used in
replacement of your first or last name. The accepted format is
as follows: FirstName ‘Nickname’ LastName.

If you would like to use this profile again, just get back to us
with your real name and we will reactivate the account for you.

Thanks for your understanding,

Cody
Customer Support Representative
Facebook

Really?   I had no idea because apparently BRITNEY SPEARS has a damn facebook account.  And I am COMPLETELY sure its really her.  I mean who WOULDN’T want to be on f-ing facebook?  I mean, its so damn much fun I just can’t help myself.  Every star in Hollywood must be all over that thing.

Apparently, they didn’t like me using “Jon (was) in Michigan” as my name.  All those application people want REAL marketing info to send spam to you.  Well, I don’t think I want to be on facebook any more.  Kiss my ass, you jerks.

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10 Responses to “Dear Facebook: KISS MY BUTT!!”

  1. Liz
    September 6th, 2007 09:25
    1

    Your better off without a facebook account! Thanks for the tip on cleaning the sofa. Thank goodness we got a dark colored couch. This windex is actually working as well.

  2. Pamalamadingdong
    September 6th, 2007 09:31
    2

    HA HA!
    You got kicked off of facebook!

    LOOOOOOOOOSER!

  3. Ali
    September 6th, 2007 10:30
    3

    no good can come of facebook!

  4. 21stCenturyMom
    September 6th, 2007 10:55
    4

    I’m sure I’m next to go because someone is bound to figure out that 21stCentury Mom is not a real name. hahhahaha.. I don’t ‘get’ Facebook anyhow.

  5. mary
    September 6th, 2007 12:06
    5

    You just made my day. So did Pam’s comment.

  6. david
    September 7th, 2007 15:16
    6

    I guess they’ll be after me soon enough. I registered using my initials.
    Don’t knock Facebook if you’re wanting to track your college kids’ goings-on. Some of it is frightening.

  7. sRod
    September 8th, 2007 08:43
    7

    Give facebook a chance! But you do have to use your real name–that’s kinda the basis of the thing. I’m not sure if you can still select who sees your profile anymore.

  8. Linda
    September 9th, 2007 10:34
    8

    Facebook is just a distraction I really don’t need but I have been able to get in touch with people I haven’t heard from in eons.

  9. jeanne
    September 12th, 2007 11:55
    9

    facebook rocks. c’mon, all the KOOL kids are doing it!
    and yes, it’s definitely how i keep up on my daughter’s shenanigans. cuz she was just dumb enough to accept me as a friend.

    i hate to say it jon, but you’re starting to sound…OLD!

  10. Mark
    September 12th, 2007 18:30
    10

    what i hate about facebook are all the STUPID “applications” that get pushed on you. ARGH!

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