Ode to an anchovy

Oh little anchovy
in the Moroccan sea,
please come to America
and have some pizza with me.

You can bring your cousins
and all the neighbors too,
because I’m having pizza for lunch
and I’d like to have it with you.

I have a place for you to sit
right here upon this slice,
because when I’m having pizza
an anchovy makes it nice.

I will ne’er forget
the lunch I had with you,
and next time I have pizza
I hope there’s anchovies too.

8 Responses to “Ode to an anchovy”

  1. Pamalamadingdong
    July 10th, 2007 10:14
    1

    GROSS!

  2. deene
    July 10th, 2007 12:21
    2

    LOL! i like them on my pizza sometimes don’t like the ceasar dressing.

  3. Linda
    July 10th, 2007 18:33
    3

    Oh little anchovie
    From the Morrocan sea
    Please stay in America
    Far away from me

    Jon can have your relatives
    And all your neighbors too
    I hope you know where he lives
    For without you I can do

    He has a place where you can sit
    It’s warm and nice and cheesy
    It’s in my life you do not fit
    So my advice is easy.

    Stick with Jon
    You’ll have a slice
    And in my meal be gone
    Now this advice is easy!

  4. brit
    July 11th, 2007 02:07
    4

    Rose are REd
    Violets Are Blue
    Jon is a freak
    and so are you.

  5. jeff
    July 11th, 2007 16:41
    5

    oh dear. jon, you are a piece of work!

  6. Beth
    July 11th, 2007 20:34
    6

    Yuck

  7. jank
    July 12th, 2007 08:11
    7

    I’m with beth.

  8. Lara
    July 12th, 2007 20:14
    8

    You. Are an Artist.