By the time - EDIT!

By the time you read this, I will be lying somewhere while my blood flows out of me…

EDIT: Dudes, I’m a regular blood donor.  12 gallons.  I had an early morning appointment before work.  I thought everyone reading this knew that.  Silliness that looked very UNsilly without that knowledge.  Sorry.  :(

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6 Responses to “By the time - EDIT!”

  1. Danny
    March 14th, 2007 10:07
    1

    That’s not funny.

  2. mary
    March 14th, 2007 10:33
    2

    Ditto. This is not funny at all. Family member did this (via train) I hope this is a bad joke. If you are feeling this way get some help. Please!

  3. mary
    March 14th, 2007 10:46
    3

    now i feel silly.

    Your eating sausage, wearing a tux, who knows what will happen next.

    Thanks for the edit! ;)

  4. Pamalamadingdong
    March 14th, 2007 12:38
    4

    LMAO….way to stir up the suicide hotline.

  5. miagoddess
    March 14th, 2007 12:59
    5

    Oh dear. That’s pretty comical, when you think about it. Of course, you eat chocolate and everyone KNOWS that chocolate releases endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don’t kill themselves.

    I’ll give you $5 if you guess the movie that’s basically quoted from, by the way!!

  6. jank
    March 14th, 2007 22:40
    6

    I’m still recovering from my last bout with needles - gave blood on Monday, the littlest disease vector in our house brought home Vulcan Death Flu from one of the other vectors in his petri dish known as preschool, and by Friday afternoon, I was curled up in bed sleeping for 16 hours straight, stopping only to pee and have fever hallucinations.

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