Anna Nicole Smith

I just wanted make a public confession here.  I have been hiding a secret that I just can’t live with any longer.  I know I can trust people who read this to be mature about what I am about to say.

I am the true father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.

I know that Sza Sza Gabor’s husband says he is the father.  I know Howard K. Stern says he is the father.  I know that the last 15 men who saw her alive have reason to believe that they are the father.

In truth, they are all lying.  If that makes sense.

Its my baby.   Now sho’ me the money.

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7 Responses to “Anna Nicole Smith”

  1. Pamalamadingdong
    February 12th, 2007 00:06
    1

    duh!
    you spelled zsa zsa wrong.
    Daddy

  2. ali
    February 12th, 2007 11:21
    2

    I think the baby is Tom Cruise’s

  3. david
    February 12th, 2007 22:27
    3

    You are a riot. I can’t stop laughing. Even Mrs. T is chuckling over your big revelation. Can we come stay with you in the Bahamas?

  4. Pamalamadingdong
    February 13th, 2007 09:23
    4

    hey if he gets to come and stay SO DO I!

  5. beth
    February 13th, 2007 13:05
    5

    I actually think it was an immaculate conception.

  6. jeanne
    February 16th, 2007 19:58
    6

    (so many people get the immaculate conception thing WRONG, beth, even the Observer (London) had to run a correction about their misuse of the term. So for the record, immaculate conception means conceived without sin. I’m thinking probably not the way it happened, in this case.)

    Btw, i’m the father. so there.

    and i happened to be in florida, close by, when ANS exited this planet.

    just sayin’.

  7. Kathy
    February 16th, 2007 22:28
    7

    Jon, I wanted to thank you for making me laugh out loud. I could use a good laugh nowadays.

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