The Complete Running Network is here!!!!!!

Welcome to Monday! The Complete Running Network launched today! If you are new to running or old to running or even too old to be running (hey, who the heck is really too old to be running?), run (don’t walk!) on over to Complete Running and have a peek. There’s launch prizes and cool pics and new stuff and it will be most cool.

You may be asking yourself “Hey, I run, but what do other people think?” Because that’s what people do online, you know. They go find out what everyone else thinks. The Complete Running Network is there for that. Want to know about marathon training? Go to CRN. Want to know why it takes so long to warm up during a run? Go to CRN. Want to know  what the first place winner of the Calgary Marathon was wearing on his head? Go to CRN.  Want to know how to adjust the timing on your 1975 Dodge Coronet? Go to CRM! (Just loosen that little bolt under the distributor and rotate it about a degree in either direction, and don’t forget to tighten it again. Sorry Dodge put the damn thing against the firewall behind the engine. Ouch.)

The Complete Running Network is where the RBF has evolved to. Almost 1 billion blogs with a billion running bloggers have more information than you could possibly imagine. The Complete Running Network is the cumulative total of ALL that information. Mark and Aaron have created this giant Canadian computer that collects all the information from every running blog and (through the use of come very tricky algorthims….algore-ism…algae…uh…math!) have configured it to create a database so HUGE that the NSA is investingating them. Seriously.

Anyway, go over there (did I mention its at the Complete Running Network?) and have a look, win a prize, leave a comment, listen to Mark and Aaron’s first podcast ‘hello’, send me free gifts, learn about running and runners and races and people and the universe.

PS

Don’t tell, Pam. They’re keeping it a secret to see how long it takes her to find out. She’s camping anyway. Shhhhh.

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