Squatting.

Is he gone yet?

::looks behind door::

AHEM…ah ahem…

Well hello there,

Here I am with the keys to Jon-from-NewYork’s place.

Hehehehe. What was he thinking?

Hmmm as I would like to keep up with many of Jon’s routine’s I will start with Chocolate Friday, however since I do know nearly as much about making chocolate as he does, I will just eat some and then maybe write about it a little.
Today, for example, I had a practise run. I ate 1 cadbury caramilk bar. And I enjoyed it quite a lot.

I work with a Scottish woman and she keeps bringing me Turkish Delight. Which is almost crispy chocolate covering some red gelatinous ooze. I know she pays over $2 for a bar here and it’s very lovely of her to share with me. But they are HORRIBLE and they give me AWFUL heartburn. Yet I take huge mouthfuls trying to swallow it whole…chocolate side down as not to let the ooze touch my delicate taste buds, I don’t want to insult her. She is SO excited to have found them in town.

Blech.

Hmmm clearly that will be Jon’s house warming present! TURKISH DELIGHT.

I wonder just how many hits he will get for people searching TURKISH DELIGHT.

So there is chocolate friday 4.5 hours early.

Damn I am that good.

No run…but I did bike at a SNAILS pace as not to “scare” Noah’s “feelings” in our bear infested trail systems.

Yes, I know that’s odd.

No, I do not know what the hell that even means. I do know that even I could’ve out run my bicycle. It was just sad. AND since we were going soooo slow, I had NO momentum once we hit a hill and had to get off and PUSH bike and trailer up , something I HATE to do. ANd then? AND THEN! I tried to pop up over a curb and I hit it (with the weight of the trailer behind me) and well since it has rained here for approx 40 days and 40 nights it seems that my left fork (cap lost in move) has filled with water. And we all know what happens to water in a metal tubey type thing. It rusts…(well the tubey thing does…not the water of course) and when we hit a curb at ANY sort of speed we get a lovely BUMP action which then THROWS this rusty water into my face and down the entire front of my shirt.

So that was so lovely. That was probably my favourite part.

notice the category? I am totally posting EVERYTHING I write into THAT category.

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