Jon needs
This was totally stolen from VJ, but I thought it was so funny. I typed “Jon needs” into Google, so in case you are wondering what Jon needs:
Jon needs a poke in the other eye
Jon needs a new name!
Jon needs a consequence for misbehavior
Jon needs to answer some questions.
Jon needs to move on.
Jon needs to be a member of the Administrator’s group
Jon needs to do this training for two days.
Jon needs lots of support on the home front and elsewhere to help him maintain good boundaries.
Jon needs change for the bus.
Jon needs a break today
Jon needs everyone’s thoughts, well-wishes–and financial help.
Jon needs to be put in prison and locked up for life.
Jon needs someone 1 on 1 most of the time.
Jon needs to be out there like he needs air.
Jon needs a wider forum
Jon needs to tread carefully
Jon needs to raise about $10,000 American dollars in financial backing.
Jon needs the extra mic and stand for his 2nd banjo
Jon needs to eat anything!
Jon needs something more to do.
Jon needs to take a break, too.
Jon needs real women with real sound systems.
Jon needs a life.
Jon needs your help.
Jon needs to fix this.
Jon needs help in locating a summer job
Jon needs to be spending his time trying to find different sources for road revenues.
Jon needs to get off his tooshy and write something.
Jon needs a real paint sample from Shannon.
Jon needs to prove himself with his actions.
Jon needs to go because he has no respect for anyone
Jon needs time to reflect a bit
Jon needs to get laid more than anyone I know.
Jon needs crayons.
Jon needs no help in falling asleep.
Jon needs a hair cut
Jon needs limits and clear rules.
Jon needs to recalibrate his bullshit detector.
Jon needs to have his voting privilege revoked.
Jon needs to exercise more and eat less.
Jon needs to tell you one more thing
Jon needs to go for it all in the next year and then get on with the rest of his life.
October 15th, 2005 09:19
“Jon needs real women with real sound systems”I always somehow suspected this of you.
October 15th, 2005 10:46
That’s hilarious! I wish I had a bullshit detector.
David needs a wash, Tony’s love, prayers, your help, a student, to roar with pride and become more tolerant.
…and that’s just the first page. What a hoot.
October 15th, 2005 13:15
You crack me up. Jon need’s to run so he can really have something to post…lol.
Ok, I did it too…first one up…hmmmm very interesting Dawn needs a reality check.
Cool I like this one… Dawn need to develop more speed endurance Mike will coach Dawn, now who the heck is Mike. ;-)
And lastly Dawn need to get out of the house. Yup and she better go running right now. :-)
October 15th, 2005 18:00
Arrrgh - you stole my post! I was going to do that… oh what the hell - I’ll do it anyways!
October 17th, 2005 07:31
That’s hilarious! I think we ALL need a banjo!!
October 17th, 2005 12:05
Deene needs a bull sh!t detector too.
October 18th, 2005 23:26
Damn, yours are a lot better than mine were! Like Pam, I’m especially fond of “Jon needs real women with real sound systems.” Hopefully your wife won’t get wind of this!
October 19th, 2005 11:13
I laughed out loud for the first time in a while. Then I did my own and kept laughing. Thanks. I’m training for my 1st marathon and just broke my toe. I can’t run for 6 weeks. You can imagine my frame of mind.
October 24th, 2005 19:48
Jon - I typed in my “Ed needs” into Google - holy crap - look what’s at the top of the list!
November 3rd, 2005 01:01
gotta love each and every one of these. in some way shape or another, i need them all.
November 3rd, 2005 23:54
jon needs a fluff girl and a mouth piece
November 6th, 2005 02:29
jon needs another dose of his own medicine
April 3rd, 2006 14:34
I typed “jon needs” into google, and this page was very nearly top, under jon needs more shoes…
November 3rd, 2006 03:00
Way to go, you’re at the top of the google search for “Jon needs”