Satisfaction

Nothing like the satisfying crunch, that you hear through your skull, as you wipe your head with your hand at the exact moment that annoying horsefly decides to land directly beneath your index finger.

16 Responses to “Satisfaction”

  1. mark
    July 14th, 2005 13:15
    1

    Don’t ask me why but as I was reading this, my right eye scanned over to your categories where it found “Jon is insane”.

    That aside, I agree with you! (I guess I am part of the club)

  2. vj
    July 14th, 2005 16:31
    2

    Booooogue!

  3. Lara
    July 14th, 2005 17:43
    3

    I hope it was followed by a maniacal laugh!

  4. Dawn (aka Pink Lady)
    July 14th, 2005 17:52
    4

    ewwwwwwwwwwwww

  5. a girl running
    July 14th, 2005 22:41
    5

    LOL

    Jon what is a horsefly? I am guessing it is some damn huge fly to be called that!

  6. Karen
    July 15th, 2005 10:10
    6

    Ok…ewww.

  7. tracy
    July 15th, 2005 16:04
    7

    I’m jealous that “a girl running” lives in a part of the world where there aren’t horseflys.

  8. beverly
    July 15th, 2005 20:47
    8

    Is the theme of your week Insect Destruction?

    I like the way you think, Jon! :)

  9. bex
    July 16th, 2005 22:21
    9

    Yes, ewww. But also, so satisfying! I hope you washed your hair afterwards … :-)

  10. frolicking filly
    July 16th, 2005 23:10
    10

    lol
    Heather

  11. Deene
    July 17th, 2005 15:04
    11

    Yep, those suckers have crispy wings - go figure. This reminds of when my brothers and I used to run over stinkbugs with our bikes - talk about crunchy.

  12. Molly
    July 18th, 2005 21:53
    12

    A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!

  13. david
    July 19th, 2005 23:27
    13

    Can we get those chocolate coated?

  14. a girl running
    July 20th, 2005 20:00
    14

    Hey Jon…missing your wonderful posts and hope everything is okay =)

    Hopefully I have just missed an entry somewhere that said you were going away somewhere….

  15. Wil
    July 21st, 2005 22:46
    15

    OK, first, GAHHHH!! That was gross, and second, COOOL!!!!! you’re just an awesome writer!!!!! Pretty hard to accomplish the visuals you accomplish in just a few lines like that. Wow!

  16. LouBob
    July 22nd, 2005 23:09
    16

    Yopur my man! I hate thoses things about as much as I hate sandflies on the small end of the spectrum!