Pyro

Son: Daddy, can you buy me a lighter?
Me: No.
Son: Just to have. Not to use.
Me: No.
long pause…
Son: Daddy, do you ever want to light a house on fire just to watch it burn down?
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 Responses to “Pyro”

  1. Lara
    December 30th, 2004 21:04
    1

    Plus, how’s he gonna light his cigarettes?

  2. Pamalamadingdong
    December 30th, 2004 23:21
    2

    Do you have fire insurance?

  3. Dawn (aka Pink Lady)
    December 31st, 2004 00:05
    3

    Maybe he’s just really cold, Jon. Better buy an extra fire extinguisher for the house and keep it close by :-)

  4. jeff
    January 1st, 2005 10:16
    4

    here’s a song for you:

    billy’s house is all burnt down
    all burnt down
    all burtn down
    billy’s house is all burnt down
    because he played with matches

    if you see a match
    don’t strike it
    if your house burnt down
    you wouldn’t like it

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