Son: Daddy, can you buy me a lighter?
Me: No.
Son: Just to have. Not to use.
Me: No.
long pause…
Son: Daddy, do you ever want to light a house on fire just to watch it burn down?
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro
Posted on Thursday December 30 2004 ·
Plus, how’s he gonna light his cigarettes?
Do you have fire insurance?
Maybe he’s just really cold, Jon. Better buy an extra fire extinguisher for the house and keep it close by :-)
here’s a song for you:
billy’s house is all burnt down
all burnt down
all burtn down
billy’s house is all burnt down
because he played with matches
if you see a match
don’t strike it
if your house burnt down
you wouldn’t like it