Why do I do these things?
Posted By Jon on August 20, 2004
Sometimes when I have noone to eat lunch with, I go to the supermarket next to the plant and buy my lunch there. Tuna Creations Sweet and Spicy tuna in one of those envelope things, banana, lawash wraps, Dasani water, and a yogurt. Then I sit in my truck and eat lunch while I listed to either NPR or an annoying talk radio show.
Today I felt like getting something sweet, and that was my mistake. I saw those SnackWell’s devil’s food cookies. There’s no fat so they must be good for you. Sugar? Yes, I think the sugar is flavored with chocolate, why? They are 50 calories each. 12 in a box. So if you ate an entire box its 600 calories of poison. Who the heck would be that stupid though?
Burp!
I think I want to die. My head is spinning and my stomach wants to revolt. Its hard to see straight. I want to take a nap or hang myself, I haven’t decided which.
I am a professional idiot. Do not try this at home.
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