Fig Newton?
Fig Newtons. 50 calories each, and those are the fat free ones. I eat a Fig Newton and this is what happens:
Me: How did you like that?
Tummy: Like what?
Me: That Fig Newton I just ate.
Tummy: A Fig Newton? Never felt a thing.
Me: Really?
Tummy: Yup, try another one. Maybe the last one was small.
Me: Ok…how about now?
Tummy: You’re kidding me, right?
Me: What about this one?
Tummy: This isn’t very funny.
Me: Here’s two. What about now?
Tummy: Oh wait. I think I felt something! Do that again.
Me: Down they come!
Tummy: Ah! There we go. That one was good!
Me: That was three.
Tummy: Three what?
Me: Fig Newtons!
Tummy: Oh, I thought they were raisins. Care to try again?
Me: Can’t. Bag is empty.
Tummy: Darn! I’m starving. Let’s go to lunch.
October 27th, 2004 13:34
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