Running for Viagra
Dateline London: “Athletes looking for a performance boost are increasingly turning to a little blue pill more usually taken for its off-the-field benefits: Viagra.
“Some sports authorities say the drug is now finding a following among athletes.
“The World Anti-Doping Agency is currently studying Viagra’s effects in athletes, but hasn’t yet banned it. Experts are divided over whether it actually offers athletes an edge.”
As a public service, CompleteRunning.com provides this series of advertising slogans to help Pfizer market Viagra to athletes:
* Viagra – Because it’s a game of inches.
* Viagra – Great for racing and tapering.
* Viagra – When the competition is stiff, so are you.
* Viagra – Make your long runs longer.
* Viagra – Runner’s high.
* Viagra – The women in your life will run faster, too.
* Viagra – Now when you hit the wall, you’ll knock it down.
* Viagra – Because you can’t teach size.
* Viagra – Play hardball.
* Viagra – Now your only worry will be motion control.
* Viagra – When you need to take it to the next level.
* Viagra – You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him.
* Viagra before the race. BodyGlide after.
* Viagra – Not for use during relays.
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You guys sure do stay on top of the important issues!
I agree, though. Definitely not for relays. (Is that a baton in your pocket…)
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Viagra – When you want to finish first.
Great post Mike!
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Hilarious! One of my friends, Dave G. just blogged about your post.
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